False Fruit

False:(noun) Contrary to fact or truth, Not genuine or real, Arising from mistaken ideas....Fruit(adj.), Result; outcome, Offspring; progeny, Offensive Slang.
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           ...Welcome to False Fruit...

 

The purpose of this site is to amuse myself and my friends...if you find yourself entertained, I assure you it is merely by default....this page will act as a living forum for everything ranging from social commentary and topical subjects, to immature insults, degrading photographs, and pure unabashed hilarity...

 

                                ...Go forth and be plentiful...

 

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...You should explore this site because you can...

 

 

This is where i'm supposed to get you "through the door"....in other words, entice you to delve deeper into my site including links to stories and/or images,...instead, here are links to other sites that are much better than this one...

 

http://www.tuckermax.com , http://www.maddox.xmission.com ,  http://www.woostercollective.com , http://www.myspace.com/bela_dobis  , http://www.myspace.com/matt_inara 



...This is of no value to you... 

 

 

This is the part where I should consider what I might say to keep you coming back and/or recommending this site to others...this is not my concern...I have nothing of worth to offer you....if you like what you see here, good...tell people...if you don't like what you see here, follow these easy steps to satisfaction....

 

Step 1. Get a brick: these can pretty much be found anywhere, construction sites are ideal.

 

 

Step 2. Smash the brick into your face.

 

 

Step 3. Return to this site.

 

 

 

Step 4. If satisfaction and/or enjoyment does not follow, repeat Step 2.


 

False Fruit
bela_dobis@yahoo.com and matt_inara@yahoo.com