False Fruit

False:(noun) Contrary to fact or truth, Not genuine or real, Arising from mistaken ideas....Fruit(adj.), Result; outcome, Offspring; progeny, Offensive Slang.
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This page is basically an infant....it is constantly growing except when I am sleeping or working...I will continue to put up as much as possible, as fast as possible...I intend to enlist the help of some fellow contributors who could raise the value of this page from bullshit to greatness...

  This is intended to be as original a site as possible...If you think this is not an honorable mission statement, I will be forced to locate you and swiftly have rough sex with your mother....Brett 

 

Ingredients of False Fruit:

 

Brett - Creator/Practitioner of Hilarity          

 

Matt - Contributor/Instigator/Stink Beater

 

More contributors to come...anyone with anything to add or thinks they are worth a damn send your crap to Brett@falsefruit.com