Communique This page is where I will post some correspondence between myself and others because I think they are funny or just plain cruel...occasionally, one feels the urge to verbally assault another person...this is a pure emotion and should be indulged immediately, especially when done eloquently...
This is a message I sent to Matt in regards to this picture.
...The homosexual racecar driver...  | Date: | Apr 11, 2006 9:27 AM | | Subject: | ....what the fuck is that thing...? | | Body: | ....that picture is actually chris...??!?...when did he turn into a homosexual racecar driver...??....fuck man....he looks like a homeless queer...does he really look like that now....??...fuck....by beating on him you must have helped his appearance, even if by accident...the guy i got drunk with on sunday decided it would be a good idea to buy steaks for all of us, marinate them in lighter fluid, and serve them with the awesome potatoes,onions, and mushrooms I rocked on the stove....this shit tasted like poison...my heart stopped beating twice...I hate drunk people...except for me...seriously...chris looks like a pedophile now...like a cracked out pedophile...it's time for a chris stats page on the site....i'm thinking scratch n' sniff...or not...
...v-a...
..brett.. |
Here is a bulletin posted by Lambert....
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING " IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... Here is my reply.. ...I would shock you with a high-voltage stun baton on your most sensitive areas and pour water over them to maximize the impact of the torture. For example, I would pour water over your head and then shock you on the face and neck. Your face would swell and become distorted within several minutes. It is an appallingly cruel torture.Here are some images of other types of torture I would use... Burning... 
Force feeding.... 
Savage beatings... 
Exposure... 
Psychiatric abuse... 
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